ohmygodiola: this is amazing.
“Every soul got one of dese!”
A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. a woman in a relationship...– Kyron Leslie music.
I can wear leopard in the summer right?
Doubling an adjective to add emphasis
stuffnigerianpeoplelike: Ex: Dat dress dey fine fine! Dat pikin still dey small small! Dis rice dey sweet! I go chop well well today oooo!
Having a minimum of 3 different types of rice at...
stuffnigerianpeoplelike: Jollof White rice and stew Fried Rice
That Nigerian Kid: How to talk like a West African →
thatnigeriankid: Guitar → Jetta Slippers → Slippas Car → Moto Hippopotamus→ Heep-o-po-tame-us Garbage → Rubbish Face → Faze Photograph → Foeto-graph-e Earring → Eahring Hair → hea Hear → hea (You need to learn if they are talking about “hair” or “hear”) Computer → Computa …
Name that tune...
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about...
Don’t believe everything you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
Must delete “It’s ok” from dialogue. It’s NOT ok damnit.
I don’t miss him one bit. Nope. Not one bit.