April 2011
74 posts
Watchohmygodiola:
this is amazing.
Watch“Every soul got one of dese!”
“A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. a woman in a relationship...”
– Kyron Leslie music.
Right?
I can wear leopard in the summer right?
Doubling an adjective to add emphasis
stuffnigerianpeoplelike:
Ex:
Dat dress dey fine fine!
Dat pikin still dey small small!
Dis rice dey sweet! I go chop well well today oooo!
Having a minimum of 3 different types of rice at...
stuffnigerianpeoplelike:
Jollof
White rice and stew
Fried Rice
That Nigerian Kid: How to talk like a West African →
thatnigeriankid:
Guitar → Jetta
Slippers → Slippas
Car → Moto
Hippopotamus→ Heep-o-po-tame-us
Garbage → Rubbish
Face → Faze
Photograph → Foeto-graph-e
Earring → Eahring
Hair → hea
Hear → hea (You need to learn if they are talking about “hair” or “hear”)
Computer → Computa
…
Watch
Name that tune...
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about...
Don’t believe everything you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
Must delete “It’s ok” from dialogue. It’s NOT ok damnit.
White lie.
I don’t miss him one bit. Nope. Not one bit.
